New poem by Leverhulme poet in residence to feature in forthcoming Advances in Marine Biology volume on Nephrops

The very first article in the forthcoming volume of Advances in Marine Biology on Nephrops norvegicus will be a poem by the Centre for Environmental and Marine Sciences Leverhulme Poet in Residence, John Wedgewood Clarke.


Night flowers opening from burrows
or are you lice in the folds of the sea bed –

I love your armour, your fauld o’ lames,
your gauntlet-greaves, your being none of these.

Dark eggs in the sea-dark foam like cuckoo spit
from joints, seethes of parasites,

and none of these. Pollen of dark
hunched and sprung silences shot slithering

across the deck of names in a final moult –
Langoustine, Dublin Bay Prawn, Scampi

in a basket, Nephrops norvegicus – silences
the buttered tongue. Just this side of night

your black kidney-eyes filter the moon,
bioluminescent shows – pictures no one inhabits.

John Wedgewood Clarke

University of Hull Leverhulme Poet in Residence
Centre for Environmental and Marine Sciences

How the REF is killing science

All Universities in the UK participate in the Research Excellence Framework (REF). In theory the exercise is designed to reward institutions that are research active by supplementing their income from the government coffers. Success in the REF is very important to Vice-Chancellors and many academics as it is the metric by which many outsiders judge their achievements. Outsiders include the general public, funders, parents and potential students. However the REF is a bit of a sick puppy.

University senior management teams are very keen to see their profile raised by obtaining a good REF score and, as with every other ranking system this leads to game playing. The overall ranking for a university depends upon the ranking of the academics who are submitted. The ranking of academics is determined by the quality and impacts of their outputs. Generally academics who are publishing in high impact factor journals (e.g. Nature, Science) and bringing in lots of money via NERC, ESPRC, Leverhulme, Royal Society or FP7 type funding schemes will score highly. The score of individuals is judged by selected peers who sit on various subject orientated panels. One problem here is that those who are tasked with judging the worth of a colleague, cannot be expected to read every output (e.g. paper) submitted. They are therefore likely to take shortcuts by using journal Impact Factors as some sort of indicator of the value of a particular piece of work. There are many, many problems with this approach. Apart from the fact that you are statistically illiterate if you depend on them, some topics (e.g. taxonomy) garner citations very slowly but continue to do so for many years while others (e.g. biomedical papers) will achieve high citation rates for a year or so before disappearing.  Even when a taxonomy paper is particularly notable and is highly cited, such as the recent catalogue of decapods published by Sammy De Grave of Oxford University Natural History Museum, if it is placed in a journal with a generally low impact factor, it will probably be deemed unworthy of REF attention.

 One side effect of this is that journals with relatively low citation rates, such as the excellent journals of Crustacean Biology, Marine Biology, Biological Bulletin or Marine Ecology Progress Series are becoming deemed less valuable places to publish work in. These society journals have been the mainstay of academia for hundreds of years – fora in which subject related discourses are bound together and in which sometimes vehement arguments advance the cause of science.  High impact magazines such as Nature and Science following populist science quite often get things wrong with significant consequences.  In the world of fisheries science these magazines love Doom and Gloom type articles predicting that we will all be eating jellyfish in ten years time.  They will publish a paper that will receive huge media attention worldwide but will often not publish critiques of that work from other academics.

Back to the REF . . . If too many academics are submitted it is likely that the overall average “grade” for a particular institution would go down (not everyone can be a high flier). Universities therefore are tempted to submit fewer, more highly ranking academics. Thus while their shop window may look good, the rot may be setting in behind the scenes. One particularly challenging aspect to the REF is the fact that universities are generally patchy in their achievements, few can excel in everything they do – but this is not reflected in the basic University Rankings.

Universities therefore are being forced into nurturing the few, potentially at the expense of the many and the REF is a driver for the concentration of power/resources in the hands of a few profs. Thus we are stifling innovation, encouraging sycophancy – in science a postdocs career may depend on the view of an established prof –  and perhaps encouraging nepotistic tendencies as those with the power seek to retain it and drive science in the direction that they are passionate about.

The solution would be to make Universities submit every one of their established academics to the REF.  No one could hide, mid-ranking academics (like yours truly) would be more valuable and institutions would be encouraged to nurture all of their research active staff rather than forced to concentrate on a few.  In a situation where only a few folk can be submitted, those that would like to be but are not Nature/Science types are embittered and made to feel 2nd class, those that don’t care can just hide in the woodwork.

Magnus Johnson is a lecturer in Environmental Marine Biology at the University of Hull.  His thoughts are his own.


Windfarms and Fisheries

There has been a bit of spitting out of dummies in a twitterspat ( between Donald Trump and Alan Sugar about windfarms. His Trumpiness is upset because someone built a windfarm within view of his new golf and hotel complex in Aberdeenshire ( The complex has been mired in controversy as it is impacting on a local beauty spot and Trump has been accusing Alex Salmond (Scotish PM) of going back on his word.

I live on the English Yorkshire coast where there are several offshore windfarms in existence and more planned for the future and have been watching the interaction between fisheries and windfarms with interest ( NGOs are generally supportive of windfarms, seeing them as additional areas where the sea is protected from avaricious fishers (

They fail to recognise however that in our area fishing is a renewable activity too that supports hundreds of local jobs. The grounds in this area are perfect for lobster and crab and have remained highly productive despite increasing fishing effort. As of yet there is no sign of increasing variability of catches (usually indicative of overfishing). Windfarms are occupying large swathes of the fishing grounds and displacing inshore fishers that depend on those grounds. The grounds are so busy that they are displaced onto grounds that other fishermen are already using. This is creating conflict in the industry and threatening its viability.

It is not at all certain that, in this area, windfarms will be beneficial to marine life. The grounds consist of sediment and cobbles. The cobbles are just the right size for juvenile lobsters to make burrows under. When the fabric of the seabed is ripped up by deployment of wind-turbines and all of the wiring that connects them we do not know whether it will improve or destroy the fishery in that area.

Members of the Holderness Coast Fishing Industry Group (HCFIG; have been trying to raise funds for their own research vessel to investigate likely impacts, gather their own fisheries data and explore options for diversification. Originally they successfully bid for funds from the local Fisheries Liaison Action Group (FLAG; but this has been vetoed by the Marine Management Organisation (MMO; on the grounds that they might use the boat for fishing in the future (despite the fact that it would not have a fishing licence).

Whatever the future holds, we can be fairly certain that the conflict between renewable energy (funded by large multinational oil companies and subsidised by the tax payer) and the also renewable local fishing industry are only going to get more heated as fishermen are squeezed out (

Dr Magnus Johnson is a Lecturer in Environmental Marine Science at the Centre for Environmental and Marine Sciences at the University of Hull (

Should scientists try to be poets?


Isopod Phylogeny by Walter Garstang

Sing a song of six legs, a new phyletic stage!
Four and twenty Isopods cradeled in a cage:
When the cage was opened, out they ran to play –
Wasn’t it a jolly thing to have a jolly day!

Mother rocked the cradle between her stogopods:
The youngsters ran about her seven pereiopods:
When they found she’d one more pair than they themselves,
They called a hasty conference on oostegal shelves.

MacBride was in the garden settling pedigrees,
Then came a baby woodlouse and climbed upon his knees,
And said: ‘Sir, if our six legs have such an ancient air,
Shall we be less ancestral when we’ve grown our mother’s pair?’